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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

dykemd:

she continues to be the moment

ceylonsilvergirl:

nerdygaymormon:

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curseworm:

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

podcastwizard:

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the hot new trend is “guard posting”

cockyhorror:

teddykaczynski:

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THEY DIDNT DO IT

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bidonicart:

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Source (couldn’t find the original post to reblog):

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teabree-shark:

nyanoraptor:

nyanoraptor:

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come to Marshals if u would like to purchase World’s Most Breakable Object

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derpy-creep-face: “ nepenthesophrosyne: “ xxlemonade-drinking-ghostxx: “ fallentitan98: “ dr-gloom: “ aidenjaxwrites: “ rosjon21620: “ http-royalboy: “ teamnowalls: “ lunaaltare: “ 11thsense: “Y’all r wildin OUT ” HELLO? ” ii but he sexy as fuck tho...

derpy-creep-face:

nepenthesophrosyne:

xxlemonade-drinking-ghostxx:

fallentitan98:

dr-gloom:

aidenjaxwrites:

rosjon21620:

http-royalboy:

teamnowalls:

lunaaltare:

11thsense:

Y’all r wildin OUT

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

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AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

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K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

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Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

a-list-of-moods:

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

bizarrelittlemew:

Gif of the scene from the Good Omens season 2 episode 2 minisode where Crowley tempts Aziraphale to eat human food in Job's basement. Crowley: "Try the food, though. Can't get drunk on food."ALT
Gif of the scene from the Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) season 1 episode 6 where Ed gives Stede sword fighting lessons on deck at night. Ed has thrown his sword to the floor and pulls his jacket aside. Ed: "Stab me."ALT
Gif of the scene from the Good Omens season 2 episode 2 minisode where Crowley tempts Aziraphale to eat human food in Job's basement. Crowley: "Go on. Have an ox-rib."ALT
Gif of the scene from the Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) season 1 episode 6 where Ed gives Stede sword fighting lessons on deck at night. Ed adjusts his pants and leans his upper body back to reveal a sliver of his midriff. Ed: "Take your sword. Run me through."ALT
Gif of the scene from the Good Omens season 2 episode 2 minisode where Crowley tempts Aziraphale to eat human food in Job's basement. Aziraphale: "Are you trying to tempt me?"ALT
Gif of the scene from the Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) season 1 episode 6 where Ed gives Stede sword fighting lessons on deck at night. Stede holds his sword in front of him and looks doubtful. Stede: "I don't think I wanna do that."ALT
Gif of the scene from the Good Omens season 2 episode 2 minisode where Crowley tempts Aziraphale to eat human food in Job's basement. Aziraphale hesitates before taking a bite of meat. Subtitle says: *Reluctantly obeys*ALT
Gif of the scene from the Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) season 1 episode 6 where Ed gives Stede sword fighting lessons on deck at night. Stede screams before running forward and stabbing Ed while Ed holds him at gunpoint. Subtitle says: *Reluctantly obeys*ALT
Gif of the scene from the Good Omens season 2 episode 2 minisode where Crowley tempts Aziraphale to eat human food in Job's basement. Aziraphale chews the meat and realizes it tastes delicious.ALT
Gif of the scene from the Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) season 1 episode 6 where Ed gives Stede sword fighting lessons on deck at night. Stede is realizing that he didn't kill Ed by stabbing him and that Ed is happy about it. He looks down to where his sword penetrates the side of Ed's abdomen.ALT
Gif of the scene from the Good Omens season 2 episode 2 minisode where Crowley tempts Aziraphale to eat human food in Job's basement. Crowley looks knowingly and smugly at Aziraphale eating.ALT
Gif of the scene from the Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) season 1 episode 6 where Ed gives Stede sword fighting lessons on deck at night. Ed holds intense eye contact with Stede.ALT

Crowley 🤝 Edward Teach
convincing your crush to do something taboo and symbolically erotic with you

(companion piece)

bogleech:

HOW AREN’T THERE MORE TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT THE GIANT AIRSHIP THE AIRLANDER 10 WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT IT

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IT LOOKS WORSE AT EVERY ANGLE

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NO

everythingfox:

Very offended

(via)

powerburial:

the idle fantasizer has fallen victim to another reverie

unalivejournal:

eroticism of the machine doesn’t apply to iphone….iphone is like a 25 year old instagram model living in LA who practices preventative botox….conventionally beautiful but ultimately sexless. unable to express any form of desire for fear of shattering a delicately crafted facade….iphone is the kelloggs cereal of machinery

toastbutteregg:

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